"Give Me All Your Luvin'," Madonna

A catchy new pop song from 53-year-old Madonna, leveling the stage with upstart Lady Gaga, whom she's gently accused of borrowing the chord structure of "Express Yourself" for "Born This Way." In the video, you just know it's supposed to be infant phenomenon Gaga in the baby carriage. Plus Madonna puts her name in the song, a Gagesque move. Plus she sings, "Every record sounds the same/You gotta step into my world."

Kids Today

Interviewing Madonna about her upcoming movie, "W.E.," The Daily Beast reminds us how hard adolescent girls can be on their mothers:

In December, while she was getting ready for a screening of her movie, her 15-year-old daughter, Lourdes, walked into the room and vetoed her mom’s proposed outfit: a corset with fishnets and no pants.