
Maybe this will give you an idea of what it feels like to be sworn in by a federal judge. And if you think someone was about to be questioned closely, you're right.
That being said, this wasn't a court case per se. Taking the oath of admission this morning in Orange County -- permitting her to plead on behalf of clients in federal court -- was brand-new attorney Samantha Hughes. Administering it was
Andrew Guilford of the U.S. District Court.
As a gracious welcoming gesture for a young colleague, Andy, our St. John's friend, had invited Sam and her family and friends to his courtroom in the Ronald Reagan federal court

house in Santa Ana. After being graduated with scholastic merit from Western State University College of Law earlier this year, she passed the state bar exam on the first try -- as a record-setting 84% of Western State graduates do, according to Sam's proud mother, superstar family law attorney
Lisa Hughes, a member of the school's Hall of Fame.
Lisa and her law partner and husband,
Bruce, also St. John's members (shown above with Sam's daughter, Jordan), had planned the morning meticulously. Filling the gallery of Andy's courtroom were friends such as Cathy Alosio and Tom and Elizabeth Tierney of St. John's, Orange County's reforming, trend-setting sheriff, Sandra Hutchens (Andy had trie

d and sentenced her predecessor,
Mike Carona, in the same room; she's at left with Lisa), Andy's District Court colleague Josephine Tucker, and colleagues from Hughes & Sullivan in Tustin.
Your correspondent provided a prayer and brief reflections on Sam's good efforts. Justice William Rylaarsdam of the state Court of Appeals (below right with Sam, Jordan, and Andy) welcomed her to the practice of law and administered an oath admitting her to practice before our state's courts.
After all that, now a proud member of the California Bar, with her studying and tests and years of hard work behind her, Sam thought it was downhill all the way to a festive lunch at Original Mike's a couple of blocks away.
How wrong she was.

"Before I administer the federal oath," said Andy, "I have one question: What is the greatest human achievement in the last thousand years?"
What was a young lawyer to say? The moon landing? D Day? Or maybe the Reformation. Andy's a devoted Episcopalian, after all -- as well as a Stones fan, so the recording of "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" was at least in the running.
Sam hesitated, understandably, until Andy offered a hint. "It happened in 1789," he said.
She smiled. "The adoption of the U.S. constitution," she said. Andy's point was to make sure that Sam, and all of us, fully appreciated the majesty of her vocation. In the greatest constitutional democracy ever conceived, he said, the judicial branch mediates between the executive

and legislative branches, and good lawyers are the indispensable heart of that work.
After Sam's inquisition and second swearing-in, Andy invited everyone for a tour of his chambers. Kathy and I noticed he was wearing the Christian Dior tie we'd given him for his birthday. It was used, just a hand-me-down -- from Richard Nixon to his dedicated and loyal last chief of staff,
namely Kathy, one morning when Mrs. Nixon suggested that he clean out his closet.