News From The Grassy Knoll

Andrew Sullivan repeated and amplified the most potent libel of the '08 campaign -- a preposterous fictional story that Gov. Palin was not the mother of her youngest child -- and continues to keep it alive. Latest wrinkle: Linchpins of the conspiracy are those creepy, wacky Wasallans. After all, only a six-year-old like Piper Palin operating under small-town, secessionist, Sarah Stepford discipline could go into a TV studio in the last week of a Presidential campaign and not reveal the truth about her baby brother.

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