Butt Of Jokes

GOP Rep. John Campbell's weekly constituent e-mail to his upscale Newport Beach district always has an inviting, over-the-pickle-barrel tone, even when he alerts voters that he'll be out of commission for a month recovering from colon surgery:

OK. Now the jokes can begin. Could it be these past 2 years with Nancy Pelosi as Speaker has caused such a pain in my stomach that it led to this? And I know that some of you have felt that I was full of it, but now I have medical evidence that you were correct. However, after this surgery, you will no longer be able to make that claim.

You can add your own jokes now.

Godspeed, congressman!